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Bad Dr. Quigley

2012 February 12
by Alex Mosel

Now, Dr. Quigley is not obsessed with walking around the house searching for angels wearing slippers. He searches for devils wearing black slippers. He is always mean. He has a new job and met Psycho.

God visited him and said “Mister, you have to stop, okay?”

“Okay,” he said, and soon, he became a saint.

A great Quigley he is.

Backward

2012 February 12
by Alex Mosel

This world is totally backward.

Your feet are backward.

Action figures move like people

and people move like action figures.

And Earth is Venus and Venus is Earth.

Your Green Face

2012 February 12
by Alex Mosel

Your face is disgusting and ugly in it’s nature.

Disgusting on the inside and on the outside.

It’s like a green ball of ants.

 

Imagination

2012 February 12
by Alex Mosel

I want you to make your imagination guide you

around the world.

Your imagination will take you to jubilant places.

Casata

2012 January 31
by Alex Mosel

Once there was a car who was always happy. The car was given teeth and everything. He used to tell jokes to the kids in the car.  His name is Casata, and he is ours.

Casata is a big friend.  He is a car that all kids and adults would want.

One day Casata was sleeping in the drive way, when it drove all the way down the road. The boy heard it going and ran down the road,  jumped inside Casata, and stayed in there forever .

Galaper by oliver stuart

2012 February 1
by admin

There was a boy oliver again who was now good at galloping people now called him the galloper.One day in class he said that he would gallop to the sky he did and he never came back from the sky.

Crayton

2012 January 30
by Alex Mosel

The Red Van, with FlowersOnce upon a time, there was a house that was red–but this house was’nt lovely as it should be.

Let me tell you why. Whenever a red car passed the house, the owner would say ”Hey Crayton!” So Crayton pulled all the red from the car and put all the red onto the sides of the house.

“Hey!” said the man. Crayton kept on doing this and literally never stopped. Soon, nobody went near Crayton, so he stopped taking the color from cars.

Fababas

2012 January 25
by Alex Mosel

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Uta, and one day out of nowhere, he said “Fababa Mami! fababa!”

“What’s Uta saying?” his parents asked.

“I don’t know?”

The next day he said “Fababa!” again. In the next three weeks Uta became a Strawberry.

“OH MY GOSH!!!! What happened to you?”

“I’m a fababa. You are a strawberry.”

Honey, maybe we can call them fababas” said his Dad.

“I guess we could honey.”

So they did.

Binicknock boys

2012 January 22
by Alex Mosel

On the same street that the Hipsters live on, there was another gang called the Banana boys. They were dressed in funky banana costumes.

One day, the Hipsters saw them and said “Look at those Binicknocks!”

“This means war!” one of the Banana boys said. So the next day, they went out to war and began fighting. The two leaders of both sides stepped up.

“Wait!” said one of them. “I think that I kind of like the Binicknock boys.”  So they did not fight, and that is how it went.

 

Bouncing rain

2012 January 21
by Alex Mosel

The rain bounces like a shooting star.It goes through centuries of bouncing and then stpos into time.